https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/ambulance/ Recent content in Ambulance on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Sun, 09 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260809-astral-ambulance/ Sun, 09 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260809-astral-ambulance/ To reduce arrival times, the government has introduced 'astral transport,' sending only patients' consciousness to the hospital. While statistical transport time reached the '0-second' target, physical bodies are collected by light cargo drivers, leaving ER doctors to chat with floating souls during a 'hollow waiting period.' If the hospital is full, bodies are returned to home gas meters or other 'delivery boxes' with a missed delivery slip.Otherworld Pocket