https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/autoupdate/ Recent content in AutoUpdate on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260515-pet-os-patch-bug/ Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260515-pet-os-patch-bug/ Since last night's automatic update, cyborg dogs nationwide have simultaneously begun refusing walks. Frisbees thrown by owners are met with cold stares, and large dogs forcing themselves into delivery boxes have become widespread. The developer denies the bug, calling the cat-ification 'an energy-saving feature,' and has announced a $9.80/month 'Loyal Dog Premium' subscription.Tech Future Lab