Cashless on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/cashless/ Recent content in Cashless on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Thu, 07 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News [SOLD OUT] 'Rich Person's Pet Cat' Afterlife Slot Gone in 3 Seconds — Cashless Karma Payments Usher in Full-Blown Caste System Beyond the Grave https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260507-afterlife-ranking-cashless-karma/ Thu, 07 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260507-afterlife-ranking-cashless-karma/ The reincarnation booking app 'Re:Life' saw its 'Rich Person's Pet Cat' slot sell out in just 3 seconds after launch. The culprit: a newly implemented cashless top-up feature for 'karma points.' With the wealthy buying up premium afterlives using sheer financial muscle, free-to-play users are watching their reincarnation destinations get downgraded to 'robotic vacuum cleaner' and 'government office ballpoint pen.' Capitalism has now infiltrated the afterlife, crushing the modest hopes of ordinary people.Tech Future Lab