Consulting on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/consulting/ Recent content in Consulting on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News Water Shortage Drives 'Heated Argument' Costs to $650 per Session. Candidates Pivot to 'Air Splashing' but Face Bankruptcy from Consultant Fees https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260714-water-splashing-argument-inflation/ Tue, 14 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260714-water-splashing-argument-inflation/ Due to water shortages, the cost of the campaign staple 'mizukake-ron' (water-throwing argument) has soared to 100,000 yen per session. Campaigns have adopted 'Air Splashing,' where they vigorously flick their wrists at empty air without using water. However, expensive 'motion coaching' fees from veteran consultants claiming to offer 'more realistic spray effects' are draining campaign funds faster than using actual water ever did.Money Maze