Tag: CorporateSlave

Articles tagged with "CorporateSlave" (3 articles)

Midnight Maintenance Robot in Dreamland Chosen as Parade Star for 'Overwhelming Corporate Slave Vibes'

Midnight Maintenance Robot in Dreamland Chosen as Parade Star for 'Overwhelming Corporate Slave Vibes'

A late-night maintenance AI robot, smeared in oil and wearing a winter coat while letting out exhaust sounds like sighs. Its back evoked deep sympathy as 'our own reflection,' leading to its sudden selection as the centerpiece of the daytime parade. Surrounded by dancers on a glittering float, the unit continues to sound warning alarms of 'Article 36 Violation,' reducing adult spectators along the route to tears.

Translations: JA
Showbiz Pavilion
Extradimensional CEO Announces '100% Isekai Reincarnation Truck', Compliance Dept Outraged: 'Magic Circles Violate Traffic Laws'

Extradimensional CEO Announces '100% Isekai Reincarnation Truck', Compliance Dept Outraged: 'Magic Circles Violate Traffic Laws'

A new CEO seconded from another dimension to a major automaker has announced a new truck that guarantees Isekai (another world) reincarnation just by riding and crashing it. The Compliance Department strongly opposed the specification where a magic circle deploys instead of an airbag upon collision, stating it 'completely ignores physical safety standards.' Meanwhile, pre-orders from exhausted corporate workers flooded in, but rumors spread that the occupational requirements for reincarnation include 'Excel macro creation skills mandatory,' causing the customer service center to burst into flames.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket
Leaving Work on Time is 'Lack of Heat': Government Designates Humans as Renewable Energy, Karoshi Becomes 'Honorable Complete Combustion'

Leaving Work on Time is 'Lack of Heat': Government Designates Humans as Renewable Energy, Karoshi Becomes 'Honorable Complete Combustion'

Preparing for the depletion of fossil fuels, the government officially recognized the 'guts' and 'labor heat' of the people as a new energy source on the 11th. Along with this, a combustion rank such as 'burnable waste' has been added to the insurance card classification of the My Number Card, and high-calorie corporate slaves are prioritized for assignment to thermal power plants. While an environmental tax is imposed on 'leaving work on time' as 'incomplete combustion', those who collapse from overwork are disposed of as 'cinders' (industrial waste), and bereaved families are granted a large amount of environmental protection points.

Translations: JA
Money Maze