https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/crimeprevention/ Recent content in CrimePrevention on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Sat, 02 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260502-etc-only-slide/ Sat, 02 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260502-etc-only-slide/ Under the guise of crime prevention, all playground slides in the city have been converted to "ETC Only" (Electronic Toll Collection). Toddlers line up with onboard units duct-taped to their bottoms, but when balances run short, the gate bar drops mercilessly, forcibly redirecting them into the sandbox. Elementary schoolers exploiting the "late-night discount" have been flooding the park at 4 AM, triggering an entirely different wave of complaints from neighbors.Daily Surprise