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      <title>Drug Cartels Go Full EV: &#34;Organizations That Can&#39;t Decarbonize Will Perish&#34;</title>
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      <description>“Polluting the Earth with exhaust fumes is beneath even the lowest villain.” A show where exclusive mechanics for a massive cartel convert smuggling vehicles into state-of-the-art EVs is becoming a global hit. Thanks to silent motors, midnight turf wars are now noiseless affairs that respect the neighbors. Watching them passionately discuss “Sustainable Hustling” in front of bulletproof doors made from recycled materials, viewers are raving, “They&#39;re more dedicated to ESG than my own CEO.”</description><category>Culture Kaleidoscope</category><enclosure url="https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260712-cartel-ev-restomod/index_hu_1c5f80f7c9c40c9f.jpg" length="110510" type="image/jpeg" /></item>
    
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