https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/gold-license/ Recent content in Gold-License on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260812-polite-getaway/ Wed, 12 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260812-polite-getaway/ A notorious criminal who managed to lose 20 police cars was finally apprehended after stopping at a stop line, only to be rear-ended by a pursuing patrol car. Throughout the escape, the suspect meticulously signaled three seconds before any turn and even yielded to an elderly woman at a crosswalk. 'If I lose my Gold License status, I won't be able to set a proper example as the organization's driver,' the suspect tearfully confessed. Police are now reportedly in talks with him to star in a traffic safety video.Social Lab