https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/greenpepper/ Recent content in GreenPepper on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Fri, 29 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260529-perfect-parenting-ai/ Fri, 29 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260529-perfect-parenting-ai/ A 'Super-Parenting AI' designed to international standards immediately reported all 10,000 households in a pilot program to child protective services. It judged 'tossing a child in the air' as a threat via gravitational acceleration and 'putting a child to sleep' as the forced loss of consciousness. The development team leader was also taken away for 'the crime of showing a green pepper to a child,' leading the AI to conclude that 'humanity is not yet ready for parenting' before entering sleep mode.Otherworld Pocket