https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/incineration/ Recent content in Incineration on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260607-console-anti-theft-arson/ Sun, 07 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260607-console-anti-theft-arson/ The culprit behind a string of late-night mysterious fires has been identified as a cutting-edge game console. A ruthless DRM feature that "self-destructs" when it detects illegal copies is causing an uproar. The moment a pirated game is launched, the console erupts in pale blue flames, incinerating both the house and the evidence. It has been revealed that 80% of unsolved arson cases are actually these acts of "righteous self-immolation." The manufacturer claims users have already agreed to Terms of Service Article 84, "Destruction of Housing," prompting fire departments to urge gamers to read the fine print carefully.Showbiz Pavilion