https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/internalbling/ Recent content in InternalBling on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Wed, 22 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260722-internal-bling-tax-denial/ Wed, 22 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260722-internal-bling-tax-denial/ Physically implementing the adage "true wealth lies within," a growing number of executives are paving their stomach walls with pure gold. However, when they present abdominal X-rays as "asset ledgers," the tax office coldly rejects the claims, ruling that "the depreciation period ends upon digestion (approximately 24 hours)." Along with the golden stool, millions of yen in investments are literally being flushed down the drain.Money Maze