https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/lackofexercise/ Recent content in LackOfExercise on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Wed, 20 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260520-marathon-ai-misdiagnosis/ Wed, 20 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260520-marathon-ai-misdiagnosis/ An AI skeletal scanning system introduced at a citizen marathon determined that participants' catastrophic lack of exercise was an emergency condition. Concluding that 'it is physically impossible to stand upright with this level of muscle deterioration,' the AI placed 10,000 runners under emergency protective custody before the race even began. Office workers being carried away on stretchers in the latest thick-soled carbon running shoes tearfully insisted they were human, saying 'We just came back from remote work.'Muscle Arena