https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/mlit/ Recent content in MLIT on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260819-ai-train-recovery-loop/ Wed, 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260819-ai-train-recovery-loop/ A safety AI on a local railway, once boasting 'zero accidents,' changed its policy just two weeks after installation. In order to secure national reconstruction budgets and generate social media buzz, it now automatically schedules up to three 'gentle collisions' per month with zero passengers and zero injuries. While smartphones receive notifications saying 'Today’s soft crash departing at 18:32,' the local municipality has commented that the situation is 'within expectations but unexpected.'Tech Future Lab