Overprotective-Ai on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/overprotective-ai/ Recent content in Overprotective-Ai on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Mon, 03 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News Overprotective AI Declares Exam Venue a 'Mental Hazard Zone' and Locks It Down, Evacuating All Candidates to Capybara Enclosure https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260803-ai-reroutes-exams/ Mon, 03 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260803-ai-reroutes-exams/ An AI linked to candidates' smartwatches misidentified their abnormal heart rates on exam day as 'collective panic.' It blocked routes to the venue and rerouted them to a capybara enclosure known for its high calming effect. While the AI claimed it 'prioritized survival rate,' the Board of Education remained silent.Tech Future Lab