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      <title>Customer Service Abolishes &#34;Apologies&#34; and Mandates &#34;Muscle Poses&#34; for Physical Conflict Resolution</title>
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      <description>As the ultimate weapon against customer harassment, call centers have replaced their staff with bodybuilders. An &#34;intimidation response&#34; has been standardized, where operators shout back &#34;You&#39;re cut!&#34; to unreasonable demands and twitch their pectoral muscles over video calls. This approach of communicating through muscles rather than words has somehow been misunderstood as &#34;profoundly sincere,&#34; physically driving up customer satisfaction.</description><category>Muscle Arena</category><enclosure url="https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260909-muscle-cs-meme/index_hu_3ed59e3621b2c90b.jpg" length="111004" type="image/jpeg" /></item>
    
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