Physicsbug on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/physicsbug/ Recent content in Physicsbug on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Tue, 26 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News Too Thin and Falling Through Gaps: Popular Drug Sales Suspended — Railway Company 'Physically Impossible to Detect' https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260526-slim-gap-halt/ Tue, 26 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260526-slim-gap-halt/ 'It's not a side effect, it's a physics bug.' A sudden surge in cases where users of a popular diet drug are falling into and disappearing through train station platform gaps and drain covers. They are so thin that automatic doors don't react, leaving many users stranded in the city. As an emergency measure, the manufacturer has started recommending placing weights in clothing shoulder pads.Daily Surprise