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      <title>All-Nighter Subscription &#39;Vocational Student Simulator&#39; Hits Jackpot with New DLC &#39;Job Hunt Wipeout&#39;</title>
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      <description>A kit designed to let users safely experience deadline-induced palpitations and caffeine overdoses. In response to expanding services, updates now include a VR instructor delivering soul-crushing remarks like &#39;you have no talent&#39; and a feature that deletes unsaved data. Bored salarymen seeking escape from peaceful lives bought it in droves, but due to incorrect realism settings, half of the users are now plagued by hallucinations of student loan repayment notices in their everyday life.</description><category>Daily Surprise</category><enclosure url="https://alt.andpaper.net/ja/articles/20260806-vocational-student-kit/index_hu_408ffffb8c159b2c.jpg" length="80070" type="image/jpeg" /></item>
    
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