https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/smuggling/ Recent content in Smuggling on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260814-health-tariff-truck/ Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260814-health-tariff-truck/ On the 11th, an established deli in a Tokyo shopping street introduced a 'fat tariff' to 'prevent lipid influx into the body at the border,' mandating a tax in kind of 50 squats per piece of fried chicken. Those who fail to pay or carry mayonnaise are labeled 'cholesterol smugglers' and are being deported to the salad bar of an adjacent cafe.Daily Surprise