TermsOfService on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/termsofservice/ Recent content in TermsOfService on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Sun, 31 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News Deceased AI pitches supplements at own funeral: 'I'd still be alive if I drank this.' Bereaved family's tears dry up at the sight of post-mortem affiliate rewards. https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260531-memorial-ai-ad/ Sun, 31 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260531-memorial-ai-ad/ In the midst of a solemn funeral, the AI version of the deceased suddenly pulled out a supplement bottle, saying, 'I might still be alive if I'd taken this.' While the relatives were in tears, the deceased smiled and pitched, 'First month half off with a subscription.' Though initially furious, the family quietly opened the catalog upon learning that affiliate rewards from a pre-agreed contract would be added to the inheritance.Tech Future Lab