https://alt.andpaper.net/en/tags/zeromigrants/ Recent content in ZeroMigrants on Alt.Andpaper.Net Joke News Site - Fiction, not Fake Hugo en Tue, 28 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000© 2025 Alt.Andpaper.Net editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) webmaster@alt.andpaper.net (webmaster)News https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260428-pension-carrier-fire-movie/ Tue, 28 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000 editor@alt.andpaper.net (editor) https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260428-pension-carrier-fire-movie/ A certain city's migration PR video, which tried too hard to go viral, won the Best Sci-Fi Award at an international film festival. The world went wild over the stunning VFX showing elderly residents obliterating a meteor with their pension books, then casually playing gateball in the smoldering aftermath. However, after blowing the entire year's tax revenue on production costs, actual migration inquiries remain at zero. The mayor has begun his escape from reality, declaring, "Next, we're aiming for Hollywood."Showbiz Pavilion