About This Site
“alt.andpaper.net” is a joke news site.
Our slogan: “Fiction, not Fake.”
For those tired of heavy, truth-laden headlines, we offer a refreshing breeze of imagination.
The news stories here are fictional tales wrapped around real-world events. We deliver not “true stories that seem fake,” but “fake stories that seem true.”
Our goal is to bring laughter and entertainment to our readers.
We hope you’ll enjoy these stories as a lighthearted break from your busy daily routine.
Why Joke News?
In today’s information-saturated society, serious news dominates the landscape.
Amidst this, we believe in cherishing the energy of “enjoyment.”
Through fiction’s creative freedom, we offer fresh perspectives on real-world events.
This is our site’s raison d’être.
How to Enjoy Our Articles
- Categorized Content: From politics and economy to technology and entertainment
- Diverse Formats: Beyond main articles, enjoy haiku and emoji expressions
- Character Comments: Not just people, but objects and concepts personified
Important Notice
All articles on this site are fictional. They have no connection to real persons, organizations, or events.
Please enjoy them as jokes and do not treat them as facts.
When sharing our content with others, please always clarify that this is a “fictional joke news site.”
Privacy Policy
Use of Personal Information
When making inquiries or posting comments, you may be asked to provide personal information such as name and email address.
We will use this information solely for necessary communications and no other purpose.
Third-Party Disclosure
We manage personal information appropriately and will not disclose it to third parties except:
- With the individual’s consent
- When required by law
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While cookies identify browsers, they maintain anonymity without identifying specific individuals.
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Disclaimer
We accept no responsibility for any damages arising from our content.
While we strive to provide entertaining content, everything is fictional with no guarantee of reality.
We also cannot be responsible for information or services provided by linked external sites.
Copyright
Text and images on this site belong to the operator.
Unauthorized reproduction beyond legally permitted quotation is prohibited.
Privacy Policy Changes
We comply with applicable Japanese laws regarding personal information and continuously review and improve this privacy policy.
The latest version will always be displayed on this page.
June 30, 2025
Contact Us
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Note: To questions like “Did this really happen?” we can only answer “It’s fiction,” so please understand in advance.