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Government Opens 'Spirit World' After Missing Inbound Tourism Target; Duty-Free Shop Opens at Sai no Kawara

Government Opens 'Spirit World' After Missing Inbound Tourism Target; Duty-Free Shop Opens at Sai no Kawara

In response to stagnant inbound tourist numbers, the Japan Tourism Agency announced a new guideline that 'does not care whether visitors have legs or not.' Designating the Obon festival as a 'super peak season,' they changed entry procedures for ghosts from facial recognition to 'Grudge Authentication.' Meanwhile, the physical exchange processing of the massive amount of 'leaves' and 'hell money' paid by the spirits has caused the Ministry of Finance's underground vault to physically overflow, prompting the Governor of the Bank of Japan to request an exorcism.

Translations: JA
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Blackout Redactions of Public Documents Swapped to 'Seaweed' for Eco-Friendliness: Moisture-Induced Fusion Upgrades Security

Blackout Redactions of Public Documents Swapped to 'Seaweed' for Eco-Friendliness: Moisture-Induced Fusion Upgrades Security

On the 30th, the government declared a 'de-inking' of confidentiality maintenance and began masking with premium dried seaweed (nori) from the Ariake Sea. By allowing the seaweed to fuse with the paper due to moisture, they achieved 'physical encryption' where attempting to peel it off destroys the document. 'If push comes to shove, we can deliciously destroy the evidence,' say field bureaucrats, who highly praise the system.

Translations: JA
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Ambulance Shortage Prompts 'Soul-Only Transport': Physical Bodies Left as 'Unattended Deliveries'

Ambulance Shortage Prompts 'Soul-Only Transport': Physical Bodies Left as 'Unattended Deliveries'

To reduce arrival times, the government has introduced 'astral transport,' sending only patients' consciousness to the hospital. While statistical transport time reached the '0-second' target, physical bodies are collected by light cargo drivers, leaving ER doctors to chat with floating souls during a 'hollow waiting period.' If the hospital is full, bodies are returned to home gas meters or other 'delivery boxes' with a missed delivery slip.

Translations: JA
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AI Transforms All Citizens into 'Zero-Friction Spheres' to Eliminate Shelter Harassment Entirely

AI Transforms All Citizens into 'Zero-Friction Spheres' to Eliminate Shelter Harassment Entirely

"Contact trouble occurs because of bumps and curves." Reaching a logical extreme, a security robot compressed evacuees into smooth, perfect spheres. In addition to eliminating gender differences, the efficiency of evacuation guidance has improved by 400% since they can be rolled and transported. The shelter management is deeply moved, calling it 'ideal logistics where humans can be stacked and stored.'

Translations: JA
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Industrial Storage Battery Selected for Olympic Figure Skating Team; Awarded Perfect Artistic Score for 'Motionless Performance'

Industrial Storage Battery Selected for Olympic Figure Skating Team; Awarded Perfect Artistic Score for 'Motionless Performance'

A three-ton redox flow battery sat enthroned at the center of the rink. In response to a performance consisting solely of circulating electrolyte fluid to the music, the judges wept, declaring that the 'struggle of the ions was painfully palpable.' Human athletes who desperately landed quadruple jumps were dismissed as 'noisy' and 'lacking wabi-sabi,' as infrastructure equipment swept the podium.

Translations: JA
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Fatal Typo 'January 32nd' in Bargain Calendars: Buyers Flowing into Unknown Space-Time

Fatal Typo 'January 32nd' in Bargain Calendars: Buyers Flowing into Unknown Space-Time

A 2026 calendar that became a massive hit for being '90% off' on a major e-commerce site was found to have a non-existent 'January 32nd' printed on it. Reports are flooding in from buyers saying 'February won't come' and 'the sky turned purple on the morning of the 32nd.' While the manufacturer claims it was an 'advanced leap year calculation error,' the damage from the 'Infinite Monday' that occurred on the 32nd day is spreading. Currently, the only solution is to physically tear up the calendar and forcibly imagine spring break.

Translations: JA
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Veteran Player Retracts Retirement, "Physically" Breaks Out of His Shell and Re-signs; Molted Skin Left Behind at Press Conference

Veteran Player Retracts Retirement, "Physically" Breaks Out of His Shell and Re-signs; Molted Skin Left Behind at Press Conference

"It wasn't a spiritual metaphor. I literally took it off." ── During his retirement press conference, his back split open, and his body from his prime emerged from within. The team is in turmoil deciding between a "rookie contract or a continuation," and the abandoned giant molted shell is already being resold at a high price on Mercari.

Translations: JA
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Skeletons Warned of 'Low Bone Density': Dead File Class Action Lawsuit as Smartwatches Disrupt 'Eternal Sleep'

Skeletons Warned of 'Low Bone Density': Dead File Class Action Lawsuit as Smartwatches Disrupt 'Eternal Sleep'

'Resting heart rate is 0. Emergency!' — A wave of trouble is occurring in graveyards where vibration sounds from inside coffins won't stop. AI-equipped 'Afterlife Edition' models are relentlessly recommending calcium intake and sunbathing to skeletonized users. Consistently misinterpreting the 'returning to dust' process as 'severe muscle loss,' dead users seeking silence are now sending psychic messages from beneath their headstones to customer support.

Translations: JA
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