Facing severe labor shortages, TV stations have begun 'summoning recruitment' from the Demon Realm. While Demon Realm ADs work 24 hours without sleep or rest, a side effect of attacking bosses when hungry has been discovered. As a preventative measure, the station mandated managers carry 'Emergency Escape Holy Water,' but recommends using tap water to cut costs.
'Saint's Prayer' deemed to lack scientific basis and becomes fully self-pay. As Japanese patients face uncertainty, the Demon King's Army begins recruiting with 'Full Recovery & Resurrection Benefits'. Record number of transfer notifications submitted.
Space venture's "UFO Commuting" service goes up in flames just 3 days after launch. The Galactic Federation has sued for defamation due to excessive stereotyping, citing pilots wearing cheap alien masks. They are also demanding an apology for the "We come in peace" (Warewareha) intonation, claiming it is a discriminatory imitation of a specific region.
A next-generation nursing facility converts the need for approval into electricity. Those who wish for a quiet retirement are weeded out by power shortages, while only "flaming elderly" who spew abuse online are approaching immortality while mining Bitcoin with surplus power.
The government approved the 'Spiritual Resource Utilization Special Measures Act' on the 5th, positioning physical movements from paranormal phenomena as 'inexhaustible domestic energy.' Exorcised properties are now heavily taxed as 'non-eco,' and households where plates don't fly at midnight can barely charge their smartphones. Currently, 'special-grade cursed objects' are being traded on Mercari at three times their original price in an abnormal rush to secure electricity.
"I wanted him to have eyes that show a tragic past," said a witness as they began directing the criminal's character portrayal. The completed sketch bore such an uncanny resemblance to an actual actor that police, fearing portrait rights infringement, released an apology letter instead of the wanted poster.
Following the latest weather app update, users' smartphones have started receiving notifications like "Goblin Advisory (No umbrella needed)" and "Slime Warning (Adhesive; rubber boots recommended)." The developer explains they have "expanded coverage to address a broader range of risks," but users are flooding in with complaints such as "My laundry on the balcony was melted by acid breath."
The moment the rocket vaporized on the launchpad, massive insurance payouts and 'Fail-tainment Rights' sales locked in the company's highest profit ever. Shareholders who had feared success breathed a sigh of relief, while the chief engineer was handed a termination notice and a piece of charred rocket debris as severance pay for 'risking accidental success.'
The era has arrived when parents get stuffed into rockets if their children's grades don't improve. Under the government's new 'Parental Academic Enhancement Project,' guardians are sent to a boarding school in Mars orbit to redo arithmetic drills and horizontal bar exercises in zero gravity. The children left behind on Earth are watching their parents' struggles via 'Negative Role Model Live Stream.'
A new payment system called 'Lifespan Pay' has been introduced at an electrifying stadium. Fans scan their remaining lifespan with smartphones to purchase hot dogs (5 days worth) one after another. 'I feel great because my cash isn't decreasing,' says one user as crowds flood in. The government has announced it is considering implementing this as a new pension funding source.