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Contemporary Art Piece 'Black Hole' Plunges into 'Gravitational Collapse' as Audience Pockets Exhibits; Multiple Arrests for Theft

Contemporary Art Piece 'Black Hole' Plunges into 'Gravitational Collapse' as Audience Pockets Exhibits; Multiple Arrests for Theft

In an interactive art exhibition themed around 'absorbing everything,' immersed audience members began 'absorbing' gallery equipment and even other patrons' wallets. While the organizer praised it as a 'masterpiece transcending the event horizon,' police determined it was 'just mass theft' and physically escorted them away. Red sirens, rather than gravitational waves, echoed through the venue.

Translations: JA
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Kanetsu Tunnel Installs Border Control Checkpoint via 'Literary Interpretation'; Skiers Without Passports Face Refugee Status

Kanetsu Tunnel Installs Border Control Checkpoint via 'Literary Interpretation'; Skiers Without Passports Face Refugee Status

The administration adopts the opening sentence of 'Snow Country' as a legal basis, officially recognizing the tunnel exit as a 'national border.' Driving with normal tires is deemed a 'diplomatic provocation,' and queues for visa issuance form at the chain-mounting area. Former literature professors, hired as immigration officers, are deporting drivers lacking 'lyrical sensitivity' one after another.

Translations: JA
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Slime Mold Creates 'Slush Fund' in Petri Dish, Rocket Launch Canceled: Prosecutors Launch Microscopic Investigation

Slime Mold Creates 'Slush Fund' in Petri Dish, Rocket Launch Canceled: Prosecutors Launch Microscopic Investigation

It was discovered that slime mold intended for space experiments had been redirecting its supplied glucose to a specific faction. While scientists rejoiced at this proof of 'advanced intelligence,' the compliance department confiscated the petri dish as 'evidence of bribery.' Currently, NASA legal counsel is standing before a microscope, explaining the right to remain silent to the organism.

Translations: JA
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Movie Theater Physically Catches Fire Triggered by Maestro's 'Oil-Soaked HDD'; Audience Applauds, Believing It's a Special Effect

Movie Theater Physically Catches Fire Triggered by Maestro's 'Oil-Soaked HDD'; Audience Applauds, Believing It's a Special Effect

Unsatisfied with 'CG textures,' maestro director Nero Handa soaked the master HDD in industrial waste oil before delivery, causing an unprecedented accident where IMAX equipment nationwide physically short-circuited during screenings. While the production committee praised it as 'heat that transcends the screen,' the film was immediately canceled due to fire code violations. Meanwhile, inside theaters, audiences mistook the billowing black smoke and foul odor for the 'ultimate 4DX effect,' giving a tearful standing ovation while pressing handkerchiefs to their mouths.

Translations: JA
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Drug Cartels Go Full EV: "Organizations That Can't Decarbonize Will Perish"

Drug Cartels Go Full EV: "Organizations That Can't Decarbonize Will Perish"

“Polluting the Earth with exhaust fumes is beneath even the lowest villain.” A show where exclusive mechanics for a massive cartel convert smuggling vehicles into state-of-the-art EVs is becoming a global hit. Thanks to silent motors, midnight turf wars are now noiseless affairs that respect the neighbors. Watching them passionately discuss “Sustainable Hustling” in front of bulletproof doors made from recycled materials, viewers are raving, “They're more dedicated to ESG than my own CEO.”

Translations: JA
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Academy Proposes '3 AM Omnipotence' Driven Development; Speaker Loses It as 'Morning' Arrives During Demo

Academy Proposes '3 AM Omnipotence' Driven Development; Speaker Loses It as 'Morning' Arrives During Demo

The International League of Extreme Systems (ILES) announced on the 25th a new methodology called 'Midnight Omnipotence Driven Development (MODD),' which intentionally glitches brain functions through sleep deprivation and caffeine to create a temporary state of genius. However, during a live demonstration, the moment a 'dawn' image appeared on the slides, the speaker regained sanity, shrieked 'Who wrote this crap code!', and proceeded to destroy his own PC.

Translations: JA
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Oshi's Data Vault Becomes a Holy Site: Pilgrims Swarm Exhaust Ducts to Bathe in "Oshi's Body Heat"

Oshi's Data Vault Becomes a Holy Site: Pilgrims Swarm Exhaust Ducts to Bathe in "Oshi's Body Heat"

The suburban data center where an "Oshi's" (favorite virtual idol's) data sleeps has become a holy site. Pilgrims are flocking there, clinging to the walls, revering the server hum as "breathing," and bathing in the warm air from the exhaust ducts as "Oshi's body heat." No sooner did the management announce the transfer of data to the Arctic Circle than the community began a buying frenzy for polar cold-weather gear.

Translations: JA
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