PM's Grape Photo Sparks CG Allegations, Government Orders Nationwide Recall of All Grapes

After a fact-checking organization declared the grapes in the Prime Minister's harvest photo to have 'physically impossible gloss,' the government announced an emergency voluntary recall of all domestically distributed grapes, citing 'damage to public trust in fruit.' A team of experts will re-verify their 'authenticity.'

2025-09-18

Translations: JA

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PM's Grape Photo Sparks CG Allegations, Government Orders Nationwide Recall of All Grapes

After a fact-checking organization declared the grapes in the Prime Minister’s harvest photo to have “physically impossible gloss,” the government announced an emergency voluntary recall of all domestically distributed grapes, citing “damage to public trust in fruit.” A team of experts will re-verify their “authenticity.”

It all started with a single photo posted by the Prime Minister on social media. A pastoral scene showing him holding up a bunch of grapes with a beaming smile. However, the international fact-checking organization “Polygraph Eye” raised concerns about this photo. Using the latest image analysis technology, the organization analyzed the light reflected on the grape surfaces. They issued a statement saying, “An abnormal level of specular reflection that cannot occur under natural light has been confirmed. This suggests the possibility of advanced CG processing or the use of an unknown coating agent.” Thus began the “Grapegate Incident.”

The government’s response to this allegation was surprisingly swift. The next morning, the Chief Cabinet Secretary held an emergency press conference with a solemn expression. “We take seriously the situation where doubts have arisen about the authenticity of fruits consumed by our citizens,” he stated, announcing an unprecedented voluntary recall of all grapes distributed domestically. The Secretary emphasized, “This is a national crisis concerning food security,” and was even seen tearing up at one point.

Furthermore, the government approved in a cabinet meeting the establishment of a “Special Committee for Authentic Fruit Verification” to address this crisis, bringing together authorities from various fields. Members reportedly include leading AI image analysis experts, color psychologists, molecular structure specialists, and oddly enough, a renowned sommelier and a retired magician. The committee’s immediate objective is to “establish a comprehensive and scientific definition of grape ‘authenticity,’” with its findings expected to form the foundation of future agricultural policy.

This decision immediately sent ripples through society. Grapes disappeared simultaneously from supermarkets nationwide, with fruit farmers crying out, “This is a bolt from the blue!” and “Our grapes aren’t CG!” On social media, “#GrapegateIncident” and “#GoodbyeShineMuscats” began trending, with suspicions spreading to other agricultural products: “Next, melon patterns look suspicious,” “Cucumber bumps are too uniform.”

The opposition party saw this as an opportunity and established an investigation team in the Diet. “The Prime Minister has a responsibility to explain the grape gloss to the people. This is a matter of political transparency,” they declared passionately. While the government scrambles to recall domestic grapes, imported grape sales have somehow recorded a 300% increase from the previous year.

Professor Saito of Tokyo Metropolitan University (Media Studies) analyzes, “A single photo’s gloss triggers economic and social chaos on a national scale. This is truly a modern fable.” He added with half-bewilderment, “People demand political transparency, but the government presented fruit transparency instead. As a diversion of issues, it’s almost artistic.”

In place of the grapes that vanished from stores, we’re left with overwhelmingly grand philosophical questions piling up before us: “What is real?” “What should we believe?” Tonight, somewhere, committee experts are likely holding grapes up to lights one by one, searching for national prestige in their gloss.

Stakeholder Comments

Mr. Suspected Grape: “I was just being fresh… Never imagined I’d be an entity that could shake a nation. It’s an honor beyond my standing.”
Prime Minister: “I just wanted to convey the excellence of domestic fruits. If they appeared to shine, perhaps it was a reflection of my passion.”
Grape Farmer’s Grandmother: “Been growing grapes for 80 years, but this is the first time anyone’s said they’re not real. Maybe raising them shinier than my grandkids backfired.”
CG Creator: “To achieve that level of gloss would take at least three days of rendering. The Prime Minister doesn’t have that kind of time.”
Special Committee Sommelier: “In this single grape, I can feel… I think I can feel the terroir of earth and sun. That’s all from a scientific standpoint.”
Opposition Party Member: “The grapes are just the beginning! Next, we’ll investigate the unnatural highlights in the kitten’s eyes that the Prime Minister was holding!”
Supermarket Produce Manager: “Customers keep asking ‘Don’t you have any non-CG grapes?’ It’s troubling. I’m getting by with bananas every day.”
Retired Magician: “This is classic misdirection. While everyone’s focused on the grapes, something more important might be disappearing… just like seeds.”
The Concept of Gloss: “I’m confused by suddenly being in the spotlight. I’m just there…”
Citizen (Anonymous): “I don’t care anymore, just let me eat grapes soon.”