Latest IoT chopsticks constantly monitor noodle-slurping decibels. When the limit is exceeded, they automatically report to police apps, instantly displaying AR violation tickets. Noodle enthusiasts are launching 'Silent Slurping Research Labs' in response.
A university research team has developed conductive paste made from wheat flour, successfully 3D-printing power cords in udon noodle form. While boasting first-class elasticity and chewiness, the durability is "within expiration date," leaving appliance manufacturers in stunned silence.
After paper straws comes the 'edible metal straw.' The manufacturer boasts it's both iron-replenishing and eco-friendly, but buyers flood reviews with 'metal taste overpowers coffee' and 'nutrition minus due to tooth loss.'
For owners frustrated by dogs who avoid both walks and medication, the 'Medicine-Infused Sneaker One-Step' has arrived. Capsules embedded in the soles release with each step, supposedly making dogs healthier the more they walk—though veterinarians warn 'the metal heels will break the owner instead.'