A new yoga class with the motto 'Release the scent, not the sound' has emerged. Participants harmonize body and mind through silent flatulence, while ventilation-duty instructors demonstrate poses wearing gas masks.
Responding to party appearance demands, the muscle-specialized dispatch service 'Muscle Rental' launches. Contracts available from one hour, with the average booking reason being ex-boyfriend countermeasures at reunions. Users must wash with protein before returning.
A certain luxury gym has started selling its celebrity members' sweat in small vials as 'Essence of Effort.' Despite champagne-level pricing at 1ml, the bottles sold out immediately and are fetching even higher premiums in the resale market. Before buyers can catch a whiff of 'success,' their wallets are already enveloped in the fragrant smell of burning credit.
The International Association of Athletics Federations has officially recognized a new event replacing shot put iron balls with 20cm diameter freshly fried chicken. Athletes will be judged by the crispy sound of the coating, making it a competition where one literally cannot afford to be 'oil' guard.
A 'self-powered scale' that generates electricity by blowing intestinal gas into sensors has been released. While users rejoice that 'it gets lighter every time I measure,' experts scratch their heads wondering 'if the numbers are accurate.'
A high-precision AI diet app notified a user who lost 3kg overnight due to gastroenteritis, "Congratulations on achieving your goal! Hydration is optional." The unwell owner, while feeling discomfort, did a double-take at the screen.