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Faction Conflict Intensifies in Animal Shelter Reality Show. Shiba Inu Tearfully Says in Interview: "I Cannot Forgive That Calico Cat's Espionage"

Faction Conflict Intensifies in Animal Shelter Reality Show. Shiba Inu Tearfully Says in Interview: "I Cannot Forgive That Calico Cat's Espionage"

On the #1-rated animal reality show 'Animal Kingdom,' political maneuvering among animal performers is heating up. Dogs and cats are feuding over the luxurious "President Room" complete with a deluxe cat tower. In last night's broadcast, the Shiba Inu faction leader denounced a comrade who was bribed with treats by their rival calico cat, causing an uproar in the studio.

Translations: JA
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AI Interpreter Over-Learns Shakespeare, Translates Greeting to PM as 'My Lord, This Throne I Offer,' Actor Temporarily Certified as King

AI Interpreter Over-Learns Shakespeare, Translates Greeting to PM as 'My Lord, This Throne I Offer,' Actor Temporarily Certified as King

An AI interpreter used by a visiting Hollywood star was found to have deep-learned too much Shakespeare. A simple 'hello' was majestically translated as 'O my eternal king, I offer thee this throne,' causing the honor guard to kneel. The Prime Minister's office is now urgently interpreting laws regarding the actor's succession rights.

Translations: JA
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Tyrannosaurus Rex Was Actually a Giant Shimeji Mushroom. Possibility Emerges That Oyakodon on Dining Tables Was 'Real Parent and Child'

Tyrannosaurus Rex Was Actually a Giant Shimeji Mushroom. Possibility Emerges That Oyakodon on Dining Tables Was 'Real Parent and Child'

A major streaming service documentary overturns established theory. The Cretaceous king Tyrannosaurus did not go extinct but evolved into "giant Shimeji mushrooms" by dispersing spores. Testimonies claim fossils are dried mushrooms that faintly cry "Gyaoo" when rehydrated. The Paleontological Society responds positively, saying "We'd like to sauté it in butter and soy sauce before commenting."

Translations: JA
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