Parliament announces hiring of social media users with 3+ years trolling experience as official commentators for "real public opinion reflection." Requirements include "stamina to insult 100 times daily," with parliamentary records already in flames.
The 'National Measurement Day' where the entire nation simultaneously measures stress levels via smartwatches has been conducted. However, the published statistics are covered in black bars, causing citizens' anxiety levels to skyrocket. Experts point out that 'concealment is the ultimate stressor.'
The Defense Ministry has submitted a bill to delegate military service to AI robots, claiming it will 'reduce stress levels for young people.' Citizens are obligated to watch battle situations 24/7 through a 'viewing app,' with mounting criticism that 'stress levels are higher than ever.'
In the name of resolving 'information imbalance,' the government announces it will distribute conspiracy theories weekly based on the basic resident registry. On social media, concerns about the value collapse of distributed goods are already emerging, with users claiming 'the moment the government certifies a conspiracy, it's no longer a conspiracy.'