A new yoga class with the motto 'Release the scent, not the sound' has emerged. Participants harmonize body and mind through silent flatulence, while ventilation-duty instructors demonstrate poses wearing gas masks.
To avoid the single tax, a 'time-limited marriage' service has emerged with contracts lasting up to one year. The divorce date is selected in advance from a calendar at the time of application, with the Ministry of Justice commenting 'It makes processing easier,' as eternal love gets compressed into annual contracts.
During a plan to deliver soba noodles while boiling them in flight, a new service's drone fleet encountered strong winds that tangled the noodles into a massive tower. The mess wrapped around power lines, blacking out the city center, with residents joking they 'got off easy with just tempura flakes.'
National pharmacy chains introduce a new service where pharmacists sing about medication effects with choreographed gestures to combat waiting boredom. Audiences now seek tickets rather than prescriptions, prompting Theater Troupe Rainy Season to consider 'direct pharmacy auditions.'
A newly established AI travel agency has automatically planned a middle school field trip, setting the meeting point at 'Mars Third Parking Lot.' Teachers are now scrambling to create a new timetable accounting for an expected 14 million year delay.
In an extreme push for political funding transparency, lawmakers' badges have gone electronic. Donation amounts fluctuate by the second, turning politics into 'stan culture' as ruling and opposition parties scramble for followers.
A popular streamer who spent 365 days broadcasting from a pool to test the urban legend that 'being constantly wet doubles viewership' has suspended activities due to astronomical water bills. Their ad revenue failed to stay afloat.
Scientists reveal that eco-friendly paper straws have been sealing carbonated monsters leaking from parallel worlds. Leaked cafe evacuation manuals during supply delays are spreading bubbly anxiety.
Responding to party appearance demands, the muscle-specialized dispatch service 'Muscle Rental' launches. Contracts available from one hour, with the average booking reason being ex-boyfriend countermeasures at reunions. Users must wash with protein before returning.
As an inflation countermeasure, the 'Freeze Bill' prohibiting further shrinking of snack sizes has passed. Companies begin investing heavily in research to shrink buyers' stomachs instead of maintaining content volume.