"True Hero" Emits Black Smoke with Every Special Attack. Power Source Revealed to be Diesel Engine

"True Hero" Emits Black Smoke with Every Special Attack. Power Source Revealed to be Diesel Engine

Flamingo Finance Co., Ltd. announced on the 14th the new hero 'Captain Fact,' whose weapon is a "Truth Beam" that eliminates all misinformation. However, its power source is an old-fashioned diesel engine, and every time the beam is fired, the film studio is enveloped in black smoke. Furthermore, it has been revealed that the ultimate weapon to defeat the arch-nemesis "Mosquito of Inconvenient Truth" is a "super-strong insecticide spray," raising questions about the hero's environmental awareness.

Translations: JA
Showbiz Pavilion
Mysterious Life Form Born from Ocean Plastic Debris Begins Trading as "Assets" on Flea Market Apps. Initial Lots Sold Out Instantly

Mysterious Life Form Born from Ocean Plastic Debris Begins Trading as "Assets" on Flea Market Apps. Initial Lots Sold Out Instantly

"One per household, the piggy bank of the future"—A plastic-eating life form discovered in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch has exploded in popularity. Users are ecstatic: "Free food, multiplies on its own. The ultimate asset." Experts warn, "We can't guarantee the ecosystem after they've eaten all the plastic," but their voices no longer reach anyone.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket
"Space Fan" Solution for Air Pollution: Government Allocates Entire National Budget to Remote Control Asteroids

"Space Fan" Solution for Air Pollution: Government Allocates Entire National Budget to Remote Control Asteroids

The government announced on the 14th a plan to use asteroids as "space fans" to eliminate domestic smog. The minister in charge appeared at a press conference holding a giant remote control, smiling and explaining, "Operation is simple. 'Low' creates a gentle breeze, 'Turbo' can generate a typhoon." Unconfirmed reports suggest that the first operational test caused all laundry from a neighboring country to fly across the border.

Translations: JA
Social Lab
University Entrance Exam to Include "How to Defeat Slimes" Starting Next Year. Physics Students Can Opt for "Golem Weakness Analysis" Instead

University Entrance Exam to Include "How to Defeat Slimes" Starting Next Year. Physics Students Can Opt for "Golem Weakness Analysis" Instead

The Ministry of Education announced a "true global education" initiative in response to the increase in returnees from other worlds. Prep schools have already launched preparatory courses, with headlines proclaiming "Legendary Sword Essential for Tokyo University Admission." Parents are expressing concerns: "My child still struggles with Goblin language listening comprehension..."

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket