A revolution in theater. The new stage production depicts making chawanmushi aboard a spaceship, but the climax features all actors dressed as shrimp and ginkgo nuts, slowly sinking inside a giant bowl. Faced with this ultimate realism, audiences can no longer decide whether to applaud or burst into laughter.
'AdWall Rentals' debuts with full-room animated ad displays instead of lower rent. Tenants claim "I choose sleep-mode commercials from midnight to 6am," while cats have started pitching sponsorships.
The newly released AI earplugs analyze surrounding sounds and eliminate only the "boss's voice," ranked #1 in users' stress sources. While the Labor Standards Office praises it as innovative, bosses are perplexed, saying "overtime instructions have become ASMR."
The center of new idol group "ONE DAY" shocked fans with a retirement announcement just 24 hours after debut, claiming she "wanted to become a legend at the fastest speed." Management is now considering commercializing "oshi loss insurance."
The "Sofa Gap Territory," expanded by endless remote work sitting, has received UN sovereignty recognition. Resident registration is possible with missing receipts, but the dust storms during exit inspections are reportedly the greatest challenge.
A new yoga class with the motto 'Release the scent, not the sound' has emerged. Participants harmonize body and mind through silent flatulence, while ventilation-duty instructors demonstrate poses wearing gas masks.
To avoid the single tax, a 'time-limited marriage' service has emerged with contracts lasting up to one year. The divorce date is selected in advance from a calendar at the time of application, with the Ministry of Justice commenting 'It makes processing easier,' as eternal love gets compressed into annual contracts.
During a plan to deliver soba noodles while boiling them in flight, a new service's drone fleet encountered strong winds that tangled the noodles into a massive tower. The mess wrapped around power lines, blacking out the city center, with residents joking they 'got off easy with just tempura flakes.'
National pharmacy chains introduce a new service where pharmacists sing about medication effects with choreographed gestures to combat waiting boredom. Audiences now seek tickets rather than prescriptions, prompting Theater Troupe Rainy Season to consider 'direct pharmacy auditions.'
A newly established AI travel agency has automatically planned a middle school field trip, setting the meeting point at 'Mars Third Parking Lot.' Teachers are now scrambling to create a new timetable accounting for an expected 14 million year delay.