In an extreme push for political funding transparency, lawmakers' badges have gone electronic. Donation amounts fluctuate by the second, turning politics into 'stan culture' as ruling and opposition parties scramble for followers.
A popular streamer who spent 365 days broadcasting from a pool to test the urban legend that 'being constantly wet doubles viewership' has suspended activities due to astronomical water bills. Their ad revenue failed to stay afloat.
Scientists reveal that eco-friendly paper straws have been sealing carbonated monsters leaking from parallel worlds. Leaked cafe evacuation manuals during supply delays are spreading bubbly anxiety.
Responding to party appearance demands, the muscle-specialized dispatch service 'Muscle Rental' launches. Contracts available from one hour, with the average booking reason being ex-boyfriend countermeasures at reunions. Users must wash with protein before returning.
As an inflation countermeasure, the 'Freeze Bill' prohibiting further shrinking of snack sizes has passed. Companies begin investing heavily in research to shrink buyers' stomachs instead of maintaining content volume.
The 'Parts Temple', which holds memorial services for leftover DIY screws and nuts, grants pedometer stickers to visitors and prays for their walking success. The head priest says 'The enlightenment of junk and improving leg strength go hand in hand', while bells made from collected parts ring throughout the temple grounds.
Clay tablet found at Mesopotamian site bears cuneiform inscription reading 'Buy ten, get one free.' While researchers hail it as evidence of early economic systems, consumer advocacy groups despair that point expiration problems have persisted since BC times.
As excessive working hours come under scrutiny, an IT company introduces 'break avatars.' While employees' digital doubles stretch in virtual offices, real workers continue laboring, and labor laws scramble to redefine what 'logging out' means.
Parliament announces hiring of social media users with 3+ years trolling experience as official commentators for "real public opinion reflection." Requirements include "stamina to insult 100 times daily," with parliamentary records already in flames.
A new poster that makes your favorite idol appear in AR just by sticking it on the wall, giving cleaning instructions like 'This spot's dirty!' Fans are ecstatic while plunging into the infinite hell of 'deep cleaning payments.'