"Even the Deceased Must Pay Taxes" - City Sends 3,000-Year Delinquency Notice to Excavated Human Bones
City council issues a 3,000-year resident tax delinquency notice to excavated ancient human remains based on 'estimated lifetime income' calculated by supercomputer. Official comments: 'Equality under the law. Descendants may pay in Bitcoin.' Archaeological team counters: 'He lived before monetary economy existed.'