'Air Pottery' Gesture Certified as National License: IT Hiring Shifts from Real Code to Pure Vibe
The iconic hand gesture of shaping thin air into an invisible pot—the 'potter's wheel pose' ubiquitous among tech visionaries—has officially become a national certification. Examiners strictly evaluate whether a candidate looks profound while saying absolutely nothing. Those who fail are demoted to real frontline engineering, while certified masters earn hefty salaries as Chief Atmosphere Officers producing zero tangible output.