"Drinkable Fossil" Latest Protein Supplement Causes Side Effect: Biceps Transform into Ammonites
A wellness-conscious gym announced a new protein supplement cultivated from Jurassic-era microbes. With just one sip, your muscles transcend time and evolve into precious specimens that will astound archaeologists millions of years from now. "This isn't muscle training, it's self-fossilization," boasts the developer.