Admission Requires a "2 Megapixel or Less Digital Camera." Instant Ejection for High-Quality Smartphone Owners as Industry's First "Low-Resolution Priority Gate" Launches
The ultimate anti-scalping weapon turns out to be "graininess." QR codes abolished, bringing antique compact digital cameras becomes mandatory. The iPhone 15 is subject to confiscation, and young people break down in tears over its excessive clarity. In the front rows sit the "Noise Aristocrats," lovingly admiring photos where it's impossible to tell what's even in them.