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Articles tagged with "ApologyConference" (3 articles)

Entertainment Industry Greenlights "Recycled Apology Press Conferences" — Star Auto-Sends Tearful Video from Hawaii

Entertainment Industry Greenlights "Recycled Apology Press Conferences" — Star Auto-Sends Tearful Video from Hawaii

Japan's entertainment industry has officially approved the "recycling of apology press conferences." With a subtitle reading "※Footage from previous affair," the celebrity in question rides waves in Hawaii. His agency boasts it as "the ultimate SDGs initiative to reduce talent's psychological burden." Viewers praise the clip as "highly versatile tear-based free stock footage," while international media reports on "the country where the concept of eco has completely glitched."

Translations: JA
Showbiz Pavilion
Executives Suspected of Disappearance Amid Bridge Crack Neglect: Company Claims "Not Fleeing, Just Emergency Mental Care with A5 Rank Wagyu Beef"

Executives Suspected of Disappearance Amid Bridge Crack Neglect: Company Claims "Not Fleeing, Just Emergency Mental Care with A5 Rank Wagyu Beef"

Executives of a construction company who disappeared from a site at risk of collapse held a press conference three days later with greasy faces. They justified their stay at a high-end yakiniku restaurant as "protein-focused replenishment to maintain high-level judgment," claiming "radio interference in the private underground room" caused the loss of contact. It was also revealed that they expensed 400,000 yen worth of additional special premium kalbi as "bridge pier reinforcement materials."

Translations: JA
Money Maze