Articles tagged with "ApologyConference" (2 articles)
The three main events are "Buck-Passing Relay," "Synchronized Dogeza," and "Amnesia Marathon." With brown envelopes containing slush funds as batons, faction members sprint full force through the Diet. The winner, praised by AI judges for their "beautiful evasiveness," is appointed as the next Minister of Compliance.
Executives of a construction company who disappeared from a site at risk of collapse held a press conference three days later with greasy faces. They justified their stay at a high-end yakiniku restaurant as "protein-focused replenishment to maintain high-level judgment," claiming "radio interference in the private underground room" caused the loss of contact. It was also revealed that they expensed 400,000 yen worth of additional special premium kalbi as "bridge pier reinforcement materials."