Articles tagged with "App" (4 articles)
Following the latest weather app update, users' smartphones have started receiving notifications like "Goblin Advisory (No umbrella needed)" and "Slime Warning (Adhesive; rubber boots recommended)." The developer explains they have "expanded coverage to address a broader range of risks," but users are flooding in with complaints such as "My laundry on the balcony was melted by acid breath."
A fitness app for seniors that transforms every movement into an epic drama has sparked controversy after winning the Palme d'Or at Cannes—not for technology, but for filmmaking. The contentious piece is a three-minute masterpiece depicting the journey of rising from bed to grasp a remote control just 15cm away. Critics say the slow motion and the protagonist's breathing alone expressed humanity's primal yearning, moving the jury to tears.
A new app called "Fee-Hound" claims to promote financial transparency. When it scans the fine print of contracts, hidden fees jump out of the paper in AR. However, the joy is short-lived—the app automatically charges 80% of the discovered fees as an 'Information Brokerage and Psychological Shock Mitigation Service Fee.' Users find themselves 'paying fees to pay fees,' trapped in an infinite loop.
A new alarm app that absolutely guarantees to wake users has been released. When the set time arrives, the smartphone's internal temperature skyrockets, with functionality notes stating in fine print 'prepare to burn both sleep and smartphone.' Purchasers instantly leap up from the tremendous heat, though redownloading is reportedly impossible.