Boss "Kittenification" AR Finally Outlawed: Wave of "Getting Yelled At on Purpose for Healing" Terrorism
AR glasses that transform a furious boss into a kitten. Since longer lectures meant more healing, employees began making mistakes on purpose, blissfully enduring endless scoldings. Yesterday the government declared the feature illegal for "severely undermining national productivity." The bosses, who were smiled at for no apparent reason, have already reached their mental breaking point.