"Killing Is Fine, But Sloppy Handwashing Is Unforgivable" — Hit Assassin Movie Flooded with Complaints, CGI Fix Announced
An assassin who brutally dispatches his target washes his hands in a restroom for "only 3 seconds with water." This scene triggered a flood of protests calling it "a desecration of public hygiene." While the 15 consecutive murders were overlooked, the distributor immediately apologized, announcing: "We will replace it with CGI of him singing 'Happy Birthday' twice while thoroughly sanitizing with medicated soap."