Tag: Asset-Management

Articles tagged with "Asset-Management" (2 articles)

Mysterious Life Form Born from Ocean Plastic Debris Begins Trading as "Assets" on Flea Market Apps. Initial Lots Sold Out Instantly

Mysterious Life Form Born from Ocean Plastic Debris Begins Trading as "Assets" on Flea Market Apps. Initial Lots Sold Out Instantly

"One per household, the piggy bank of the future"—A plastic-eating life form discovered in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch has exploded in popularity. Users are ecstatic: "Free food, multiplies on its own. The ultimate asset." Experts warn, "We can't guarantee the ecosystem after they've eaten all the plastic," but their voices no longer reach anyone.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket
National Senior Federation Unifies Retirement Funds as 'Physical Lemon Payment'; Pension Offices Enveloped in Citrus Aroma

National Senior Federation Unifies Retirement Funds as 'Physical Lemon Payment'; Pension Offices Enveloped in Citrus Aroma

"The citric acid cycle is the ultimate asset management" - With the government's new policy, retirement savings become mountains of lemons. Recipients sleep on lemon pillows and give lemons as New Year's gifts to grandchildren in this bizarre new custom. "The tears from the sourness are tears of joy," claim seniors as real tears stream down their faces.

Translations: JA
Muscle Arena