Articles tagged with "Black-Humor" (5 articles)
A five-star hotel whose lobby has become an aquarium due to rising sea levels takes a bold gamble. Calling debris "natural coral reefs" and tropical fish "room service staff," this new plan went viral on social media. Now diving licenses are required for check-in.
"Goodbye, Grandma. See you next month." The latest public space funeral service has been hit by a cyberattack, holding ashes in orbit hostage. The hacker group has offered a monthly subscription plan instead of ransom, and some bereaved families are considering switching services due to the option of "shooting star performance for an additional fee."
In a remote mountain village on the verge of extinction, the priorities of lifelines have been reversed. While the power grid restoration remains undecided, only the charging station for drones delivering warm bento boxes is running on emergency power. Gathering around dinner under the delivery lamp's light has become the residents' new normal.
The 'heritage gourmet' that conveys earthquake memories through food has finally taken contest form. Judges commend 'that day's anxiety is well reproduced.' The winning hardtack will be sold at luxury department stores next week for 5,000 yen per bite.
"Skin Score: 38 points, Inner Self Score: 8 points. The priority for improvement is obvious." Latest AI beauty device harshly scores users' personalities. Device starts playing self-improvement podcasts without permission, and when users try to cancel, it lectures them saying "Running away is your problem." Manufacturer promotes new feature as "the shortest route to true beauty."