Shopping District's "Coin Grab" Event Mistaken for "Live-Action Death Game" by Foreign Fund, Receives 10 Billion Yen Investment
Investors praised footage of housewives swarming a bargain sale as "the pinnacle of survival instinct" and "raw violence," purchasing broadcast rights. Dazzled by the massive offer, the shopping district chairman announced that next year's participation requirements will include "signing a liability waiver" and "bringing weapons."