Nuclear Fusion Confirmed During Sumo Training Bout, Sumo Stable Registers as New Power Company
The head coach's fiery instruction to 'charge into his chest' has finally crossed the critical threshold. A violent butsukari-geiko session between lower-division wrestlers generated 3 megawatts of clean energy per second, prompting the government to certify the sumo stable as a baseload power source. As scientists in white lab coats now monitor instruments while wearing mawashi loincloths, the head coach declared, 'This tournament, our goal isn't a winning record — it's preventing blackouts in Tokyo.'