Tag: Cabinet-Decision

Articles tagged with "Cabinet-Decision" (2 articles)

Cabinet Decides to Bet Entire Next Year's Budget on "Boat Race." Winner Takes All.

Cabinet Decides to Bet Entire Next Year's Budget on "Boat Race." Winner Takes All.

Frustrated with the inefficiency of parliamentary deliberations, the government has decided through a Cabinet meeting to hold the "First G1 Government Derby," where the entire next year's budget will be wagered. The Ministry of Finance's boat is equipped with the latest AI odds prediction system, which experts praise as "the most fair and transparent budget allocation."

Translations: JA
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Cabinet Approves Bill to Mandate Nationwide "Crawling Forward"; Major Developers Announce "Horizontally Long Apartments"

Cabinet Approves Bill to Mandate Nationwide "Crawling Forward"; Major Developers Announce "Horizontally Long Apartments"

Following the discovery of a snake fossil, the government has approved a bill mandating all citizens to crawl as part of a "return to human origins." Aimed at promoting health, violators will be charged with "standing up crime." In response, major developers announced "horizontally long apartments" without elevators, sending their stock prices to the daily limit.

Translations: JA
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