Ministry of Foreign Affairs Designates Commuter Trains as 'Evacuation Advisory' Zones: 'Hide Your GPUs with Stacks of Cash'
The AI bubble has caused graphics card prices to skyrocket, turning the Yamanote Line into a 'conflict zone for high-level computing resources.' The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has instructed gaming PC owners to immediately cover their equipment with 'relatively low-value dummies' such as 'stacks of cash' or 'gold bars' to deceive robbers' eyes. They are urging maximum vigilance, warning that 'carrying a bare RTX 5090 is tantamount to walking naked on a battlefield.'