Rocket Explosion Sends Stock Soaring, CEO Tearfully Apologizes: "We'll Blow It Up Even More Spectacularly Next Time"
The moment the rocket vaporized on the launchpad, massive insurance payouts and 'Fail-tainment Rights' sales locked in the company's highest profit ever. Shareholders who had feared success breathed a sigh of relief, while the chief engineer was handed a termination notice and a piece of charred rocket debris as severance pay for 'risking accidental success.'