Tag: Compliance

Articles tagged with "Compliance" (5 articles)

Gold Medalist's Lips Rise 2mm, Instantly Stripped of Medal — Award Ceremonies Now a Ritual of Pure Void

Gold Medalist's Lips Rise 2mm, Instantly Stripped of Medal — Award Ceremonies Now a Ritual of Pure Void

Under new regulations declaring 'a winner's smile is violence against the loser,' all emotional expression on the podium has been banned. Cutting-edge AI detects even 'micro-vibrations of joy,' and athletes who fist-pump are escorted away on the spot. National teams have halted physical training, instead pouring their entire budgets into hiring high monks to teach 'ego-annihilation' techniques.

Translations: JA
Muscle Arena
Speed Trap in the Stratosphere? Rocket Pulled Over for 'Running a Stop Sign' — JAXA Vows to Launch at 60 km/h Next Time

Speed Trap in the Stratosphere? Rocket Pulled Over for 'Running a Stop Sign' — JAXA Vows to Launch at 60 km/h Next Time

A motorcycle officer hiding behind a cloud intercepted a rocket ascending at Mach 20. After dismissing the crew's plea that 'the sign wasn't visible,' the officer demanded they open their window at 100 km altitude to present their driver's license. JAXA announced that 'maintaining the crew's gold license is our top priority' and will restrict the next launch speed to 60 km/h to comply with the legal speed limit.

Translations: JA
Tech Future Lab
Extradimensional CEO Announces '100% Isekai Reincarnation Truck', Compliance Dept Outraged: 'Magic Circles Violate Traffic Laws'

Extradimensional CEO Announces '100% Isekai Reincarnation Truck', Compliance Dept Outraged: 'Magic Circles Violate Traffic Laws'

A new CEO seconded from another dimension to a major automaker has announced a new truck that guarantees Isekai (another world) reincarnation just by riding and crashing it. The Compliance Department strongly opposed the specification where a magic circle deploys instead of an airbag upon collision, stating it 'completely ignores physical safety standards.' Meanwhile, pre-orders from exhausted corporate workers flooded in, but rumors spread that the occupational requirements for reincarnation include 'Excel macro creation skills mandatory,' causing the customer service center to burst into flames.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket