Lunar Zen Garden Receives Scathing One-Star Review: "The Stone Arrangement Lacks Philosophy" — Gardener Emergency-Launched to Moon
A private space company's flagship lunar zen garden venture faces stock price collapse after its first billionaire tourist complains "the silence is too loud" and "the sand patterns don't heal my inner child." To resolve the crisis, a veteran gardener from Kyoto was dispatched on a one-way ticket to the Moon, where he now struggles to use his rake in zero gravity.
